Thursday, May 14, 2009

Joss Whedon Sells Soul to Devil for Another Good Show




Admitted atheist Joss Whedon sold his soul to the Devil earlier this week in exchange for another hit.
Whedon, the creator of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” is tired of being referred to as a one-hit wonder.
“The Browncoats are supportive, but there aren’t enough of them. I need to draw mainstream viewers.”
Whedon was complimented by J. J. Abrams, who said, “Joss’s storytelling is always that perfect storm of wit, deep emotion and passion for genre. His brilliant characters make familiar territory brand spanking new--and damn if he can’t write a catchy theme song, too.”
However, blogger Rutager Faust would disagree with that. His post, “Joss Whedon’s ‘Dollhouse’ sucks--The Official Review” points out holes in the plot, dismissing Whedon as a hack and a plagiarist.
“It’s no surprise that the “creative” force behind the idiotic “Buffy, the Vampire Slayer” TV series would go on to produce another TV show that also sucks.”
“He probably gave herpes to Rihanna,” he adds, concluding his article.
Whedon responded to Faust’s post, but his response was written in Chinese. A translation wasn’t available at press time, but a Room for Schemes staffer thought the post probably said, “fuck you, motherfucker. Stupid blogger, what the fuck do you know about television?"

6 comments:

  1. You're just upset that everyone likes "Dollhouse" except for you. Personally, I wonder what people see in JJ Abrams' "Lost". It's like a cross between "Gilligan's Island" and "X-Files".

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  3. Define "everyone".

    It's a crappy show. I am not the only person that feels this way either. It WILL be cancelled.

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  4. Fox renewed it for another season.

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  5. Geez...and here I thought after FIREFLY, he was only renting his SOUL out to the devil (with an optin to purchase if it was brought up to city codes)...silly me.

    ;)

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  6. Yeah, and I'm sure it will be renewed again, and again, and again, and again, and finally finish a ten season run.

    Eliza Dushku probably had to provide sexual favors to the powers that be at Fox in order to keep her job. Oh well, when Dollhouse gets cancelled, there's always porn.

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