Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Murdered Florida Couple Mistaken for Jon and Kate


The murdered Florida couple with 17 children were apparently mistaken for Jon and Kate Gosselin, also the parents of a huge family.
"I feel bad they killed the wrong couple," said Jose Corte de Vidrio, an investigator on the case. "These people were really nice, and not a couple of media whores. But Jon and Kate? Puhleeeze!"
The "persons of interest" in the crime are strongly urged to head north to Pennsylvania, where the Gosselins reside, at least some of the time.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Celebrity Obituary

Karl Malden left Earth without his American Express Travelers' Checks.