Sunday, January 10, 2010

Doctors Remove Big Mac from Rush Limbaugh's Aorta

Doctors have finally revealed they removed a Big Mac from Rush Limbaugh’s aorta. The hospital's staff planned to keep quiet until Limbaugh’s girlfriend said what she was doing when Limbaugh called her regarding his chest pains.
On hearing the news, millions of liberals were despondent that the Big Mac removal will add years to his life, but have hopes Limbaugh will still be taken down by a sniper, die in a plane crash or embarrass himself to death.

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