Monday, February 23, 2009

"Baghdad Bob" named as city's new PIO

Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf, Saddam Hussein's minister of information, has been hired as Fort Wayne's newest PIO. Today he issued a statement regarding the progress of the Harrison Square project. "The project is a huge success. Young professionals are flocking to the heart of the city. The Americans are not here-oops, sorry, force of habit. Every condo unit has been sold. The lying infidels who claimed that the project is failing will be placed at the bottom of the waiting list for season tickets. I triple guarantee you that there is sufficient financing available for the new hotel."

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