Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Ed McMahon Appears At Pearly Gates With Oversized Novelty Check

Ed McMahon appeared at the Pearly Gates Tuesday with an oversized novelty check made out to God, also known as "Yahweh," "Allah," "Jehovah," "Dios," and "The Man Upstairs."
God reportedly was still trying to cancel his "Entertainment Weekly" subscription and told Mr. McMahon that if he wound up on another fucking mailing list, he would cast him into a fiery lake of sulphur or a fiery pit of unread People magazines.
When introduced to Christ upon his arrival, McMahon burst out with "Heeeeeeere's Jesus!"
God reportedly rolled his eyes and said, "I hope he doesn't say that every time he sees him."

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