Friday, June 26, 2009

Michael Jackson dies

Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, has died at the age of 50. The organic portion of his remains will be cremated and the ashes will be scattered over a playground. His prosthetics will be recycled into limited edition Pepsi "King of Pop" 2 liter bottles.


  1. Rob:
    Didn't I also hear that he was SUPPOSED to be stuffed and displayed at a nearby PLEASE TOUCH MUSEUM for the kids???

    (just wondering)

  2. Ewwwwwwww! That's an OFF THE WALL comment. That idea is so not a THRILLER. Bob G., I implore you to BEAT IT!

    Hee hee!